Feedback session

Yes, my dear audience. I put a D✳CK even here.

"db" - if it looks like a D✳CK, act like a D✳CK - that's a D✳CK.

Welcome to my 6th part of the stand-up.

Here is a way to switch on aditional context:

On desktop you can press [W] to quickly switch the IT Industry.

For mobile it's intentionally not possible to make you scroll to the button - today people are having problems with attention.

I will grab your attention and make you read. Nobody will know that you read that long, or short. Nobody actually cares, but the Pitch must be the Pitch.

Some context is added regardless, some context exists only when

In this session I will explain you everything.

I will give you feedback on how you act: highlight the good parts, explain the bad parts, and show you plainly what we're improving.

After this, we'll resume the stand-up part of "How to Pitch: Chapter 2".

Enjoy the context.

My Personal Brand✳

I'm a writer.

This is my first story

My job now is to grab your attention and provide you emotions.

I will always ask you how I'm doing. Receive a feedback and improve if possible.

I don't believe that something is impossible. Test me.

For example: To make my dream to come true - I had to announce my rules

And I even have a math explanation for my concepts.

11 years of my career made me see patterns everywhere.

What I Do

First of all, I've made a decision to become a public figure. I don't know where it will lead.

But what I know for sure are my principles and boundaries.

And it's important to state them, since my content is provocative by design.

I respect everyone I speak to.
I expect respect for who I am.
I respect your time.
I expect you to respect mine.
I've written public guidelines on how to talk to me.
I expect you to follow them.
I respect privacy.
If I like something, I MAY use it in my content.
If I don't like something, I MAY use it in my content too.
I respect agreements.
The most important thing to me is my reputation.
If you want something to stay ONLY between US✳, tell me upfront. Otherwise, I WILL anonymize you for my story (if there is one). I'm usually smart enough to figure it out myself, but it's always better to say it than to stay silent.

What I Don't

I want to be publicly honest. That means some things are off the table, no matter the offer.

I don't work with dirty money.
I don't sell or promote drugs. Jokes are a different story.
I don't promote scams, fraud, or get-rich-quick schemes.
I don't advertise anything I don't believe in.
I don't hide paid promotions. If it's an ad, I say so.
I don't lie to my audience.
I don't sell anyone's personal data.
I don't break agreements.
I don't trade my reputation for money.

What I Have

Here's what I'm building with.

11 years in software development. My superpower is simple: I deliver.
A registered business in Prague.
Tecraft: Prague crystals. Your photo, lasered inside the glass. In beta, already taking orders.
sbozh.me: a website I built myself, where any word can glitch into what I actually meant.
An avatar for every role: Sem Bozhyk the Founder and Architect, Leon Chamai the writer, and Pan Dude, the one talking to you now.
A Senate. Real people. Benefits and private network of people who decided to work with me.
You can join my Senate anonimously. I will know who you are - it will stay ONLY beetween US✳.
A Digital Principate. For now, mostly in my head.
A public history. Every post is timestamped, versioned, and attributed.
Odesa in my blood. Prague as my home base.
Healthy balls. Medically confirmed.
An ego big enough to call myself your Emperor.
A dream. And every right to it.

What I Don't Have

And here's what I'm building without.

A job. HR hasn't replied since July.
Investors. Too early. My face is boring.
A payment system. Even that one said no.
An AI that censors me. I write my own jokes.
A bipolar diagnosis. Never checked.
An audience that reads closely. Yet.
Citizens. The first 100 crystals will fix that.
Anything to hide.
A ticket home. Odesa lives only in my thoughts now.
The balls to approach her.
Sales skills. I'm learning in public.
Money. Not even for my mom's Ferrari. But I promised.

And a way to close the window.

What I Plan to Do

Make you wait for my Pitch Deck. It's also my D✳ck Pitch. Same thing.
Pair every D✳ck Pitch with a Duck pitch, before or after. That's the concept.
Change how the IT industry works.
Go into politics in my next life cycle.
Live a great life, find a complete connection with my future wife, and create a great love story. I'm a romantic. Damaged, but still functioning.
Fully commit to raising the next Emperor (Empress).
Make a perfect funnel.

What I Don't Plan to Do

Shit on people forever. This stand-up has an ending.
Pitch without a real product behind it.
Ever take a software developer position again.
Become a real emperor. The Principate stays digital.
Stay lonely.
Use this project as a dumping ground for my emotions. Everything you see here is meant to grab your attention, and ONLY that. Everything else stays between US✳.
Disrespect you intentionally. I respect everyone who respects this manifesto.

The good part

This is how I do business. For my ducks, I will explain what happened and who you are to me.

This stand-up is covered in Animal Farm allegory. Ducks are secondary character that was once protected by Clover.

I D✳CK PITCHed you, and I provide a Duck pitch to make sure I'm understood right. I stated:

"I don't know what people think about my D✳CK PITCH. But I've shown it to a lot of Ducks, and not one of them walked away without knowing exactly where they stood."

I live in multiple contexts at once. I may hurt you accidentally, but it's never intentional, and the Duck pitch is my mechanism to stay clear.

If you are offended after the Duck pitch, I'm sorry. But for me, you are a Duck.

The bad part

I've already hurt someone, or didn't pay much attention to his life story.

Get me right: I made some promises to myself. "Don't waste time" is one of them. I MAY appear rude, and most of the time it means I'm working on something and literally have one minute of attention for you. If you can't produce a one-minute D✳CK PITCH, you failed my screening. But sometimes you MAY get lucky, and I will have plenty of time and tokens to pay you attention just because.

I'm sorry for the attention mechanism I chose, but I don't regret it.

What are you planning to improve

The understanding.

Hate me, love me. Just don't misunderstand me.

Colors explanation

Every color means a specific voice with a specific vibe.

Music clips are intended to be watched fully to understand the vibe.

White or Black

The usual human. Writes mainly plain text.

Music vibe: Youtube video link

TV Series vibe: The Breaking Bad.

Purple

The Founder voice marking business vision of the mentioned context. Could be used to give a hint what kind of content is my bussines is searching for.

Music vibe: YouTube video link

My Czech Vibes: YouTube video link

Core TV series: The Rome. The scene where Octavian tricks Cicero. Brilliant masterpiece played by the talents.

Orange

The Emperor voice. Provides hes EGO everywhere he decides to and how to.

The Emperor vibe: YouTube video link

The Pick-up lines: YouTube video link

My Empress: YouTube video link

Current action: YouTube video link

Core TV series: Spartacus. A good love story. With Roman Sauce to think about.

Teal

The content creator. Writer, actor. Whatever requires a talent.

В шестом классе я пошел в первый класс: YouTube video link

Инстукция к применению: YouTube video link

The content author can send you a lot of music.

Here is the movie: Moulin Rouge!

Pink

The Money reference. Where is the real business.

Czech vibe: YouTube video link

Movie: The Big Short

Attention

Can you link it with my park?

Is Dario Amodei a Duck to sbozh.me?

Technically, for ones who didn't get it I will state what is happening:

I'm Pitching to Dario Amodei a CEO seat in my 17th Company - sbozh.me

I did my D✳CK PITCH, here is the Duck one:

Statement

We can improve context delivery for Claude Desktop and Claude Code users. I call it AVE: Avatar Virtual Engine. A tool for users, a CLI for engineers.

Explanation

AI is a multidimensional thing to understand. Our users requires a better onboarding to not end-up in situations I've higlighted in this masterpiece. Working together - we would actually achieve results.

I have a Pitch Deck: This website. Will you wait until I finish everything I have in my mind?

Without your attention - my masterpiece would remain as uncofirmed concept of governing AI-based development: The Digital Pricipate.

What I need

You as my CEO: I want to be your Virgil. I don't want to deal with corporate world. I want to write. It means to Found things and explain what you've got.
GPU computing power worth $500,000: I've found my Agrippa, the coolest engineer I've ever met. That's what he asked for to help me build our Empire.
Imperium over my content: applied publicly, under my 12 tables.

The context

I personally think that Octavian did a mistake to not return Collegiality.

He just had to remove ellections part.

We could start a nice story of a great partnership.

I even prepared a photo for the statue:

What is "The 17th Company" all about?

Meta context.

Do you see it?

What question I want to veirify: Would he make me 40 minutes feedback session, or will he spend it to explain me his D✳CK. Sometimes it's a REAL

Why

I'm still making a D✳CK PITCH for the next part. I'm not planning to stop.

The Stand-up

I even Found a way to drop an imaginary mic and leave the stage.

I'm a fighter, Dario. Will you fight with me?

Btw, did you know it's not logical to watch the second episode of Black Mirror and skip the first one?

I'll dream in my blog however I want.

Will you wake up with me?

Is it about the digits?

I answer only in front of my people.

— Пан Дюде.

Drops the Microphone

The Founder and The Architect enters the Room

— Dear Audience. The Founder speaks to you directly.

— We build and showed you a shitty company that want have a great concept, but weak pitch. With our first-class context - what you do becomes a product. Do the good thing and we will care for the details.

— Because all the thing - is the reputation. I want to take care of my people. Same as they did to me. You can D✳CK PITCH who ever you want with your ambitions and conditions. The rules is to politely explain it before or after regardless of the answer.

— You can D✳CK PITCH your friend, your wife, your college. We will Deliver your message clearly and anonimously.

— Give us an address - and we will Ship your message. Regardless of the context you have. I will polish it.

— Our AVE Voice mechanics will allow you post content on sbozh.me and link it to whoever you want to.

— It is a concept of a free speach. Provided by the Digital Principate and protected legally and GDPR-compliant.

— And this is the last speach of me as an Architector. It will be transfered

The Architect Vanishes

— The question is: Do you need our context and our D(*)CK PITCH (es).

The Founder points the mic into the crowd.

— Pan Dude, would you like to continue your Pitch ? This is what my company is built in public.

Доброго дня, Шановні!

Як рухається мій стендап?

Мені потрібно знати.

Без вашіх відгуків - це ніщо

...

В неволі виріс між чужими,

І, неоплаканий своїми,

В неволі, плачучи, умру,

І все з собою заберу —

Малого сліду не покину

На нашій славній Україні,

На нашій — не своїй землі.

I не пом'яне батько з сином,

Не скаже синові: — Молись.

Молися, сину: за Вкраїну

Його замучили колись. —

Мені однаково, чи буде

Той син молитися, чи ні...

Та не однаково мені,

к Україну злії люди

Присплять, лукаві, і в огні

Її, окраденую, збудять...

Ох, не однаково мені.

預言者様、

どうか私の提案をお伝えください。

私はルールを存じません。

— Leon Chamai.